No the story is not funny but the headline is a bit over dramatized. Would you not agree? Think about it, if we are to believe that DW was "beaten very severely" to the point of almost losing conscious but still had the faculties to: So after being beaten to the point of almost passing out, he was able to get out of he car, pull his weapon, tell MB to freeze and fire off 6 rounds. While just moments earlier he was almost unconscious. More like he was punched in the face a few times but still had the where with all to perform the actions described above. As I said before, the truth to all of this is somewhere in the middle.