I blame it all on Urban Meyer

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    I blame it all on Urban Meyer!

    The Gold sell off, Paula Deen debacle, Hernandez arrest, Snowden incident, Astronaut Gus Grissom incident on the launch pad, Pres Kennedy and the Grassy knoll, Movie Warterworld, Nixon and Watergate, Hoffa disappearance, Tunguska Event 1913 in Russia, Kardashian show, Justin Bieber and for Kevin Cogan hitting AJ Foyt and Mario Andretti at the start of the 1982 Indy 500.

    But he is doing a okay job at Ohio State and as long as he stays there then I am good.
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    You left out global warming plus all war and pestilence.
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    And the Zombie epidemic.
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    Please, just don't...
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    What a stupid thread.
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    Yeah no kidding, Tunguska was in 1908.
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    Yeah but Tungusta Returns was 1912.
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    You might be on to something. Think where Urban was forty years ago. He was growing up in Northern Ohio -- just a stone's throw from Michigan where Hoffa was last seen. :grin:
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    The Tunguska event was an enormously powerful explosion that occurred near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in what is now Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia, June 17, 1908.

    At around 07:17 local time, Evenks natives and Russian settlers in the hills northwest of Lake Baikal observed a column of bluish light, nearly as bright as the Sun, moving across the sky. About 10 minutes later, there was a flash and a sound similar to artillery fire. Eyewitnesses closer to the explosion reported the sound source moving east to north. The sounds were accompanied by a shock wave that knocked people off their feet and broke windows hundreds of kilometres away.

    The explosion registered on seismic stations across Eurasia. In some places the shock wave would have been equivalent to an earthquake of 5.0 on the Richter scale.[13] It also produced fluctuations in atmospheric pressure strong enough to be detected in Great Britain. Over the next few days, night skies in Asia and Europe were aglow.
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    I doubt Spurrier would have kept AH on the team for as long as he was here. I've been fired for lesser offenses ... twice. As long as you're a good liar, that's all that seems to matter nowadays in the job market.
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    You forgot the 2008 economic collapse, Putin's divorce, protests in Brazil, flooding in New York...yup all Urban's fault.
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    LMAO.
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    June 17th? Isn't that the day Odin Lloyd was murdered? You really ARE onto something!
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    I take it the honey badger will kill even more people as he failed more drug test's than Hernandez.

    Yeah, it is only the college years that count in bringing up a child.
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    I really thought this was just a running joke. It's serious enough that Gator Country feels compelled to run a story? I'm no fan of Urban Meyer, but this is negativity run amok.
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    Ever wonder how it went from Addazio's fault to Meyers in the matter of a year.

    Some just have to blame others instead of the adult like they are now doing with Hernandez.
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    How could you forget Black Friday and the Wall Street collapse of 1929 leading to the Great Depression, the rise of Hitler and the Second World War?

    Urban's fault.
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    He's not responsible for anything at all...right?
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    I contracted HIV last night. Damn you Urban.

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