I am speechless... Fork removed from 70 year olds penis

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  1. mamag8ter

    mamag8ter VIP Member

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    ...stick a fork in him, he's done.
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    Okay wait a minute...apparently the article states the following:

    "According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past.

    "It is apparent that the human mind is inhibited let alone creative," the authors concluded"

    A SNAKE???? REALLY????

    What is UP with you MEN? :no:
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    OaktownGator Well-Known Member

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    Don't look at me. Ain't nothing going inside captain one eye. Not without a fight.

    But speaking of weird things inserted into nether regions, you women are pretty creative (and scary) yourselves: http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-04-06/the-8-weirdest-things-women-have-hidden-in-their-vaginas/

    You're not the proud owner of a Donny Osmond poster are you? :laugh:
  5. icequeen

    icequeen Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but a woman's vagina/uterus are meant to stretch. We basically can carry the equivalent of 2 10-pound bowling balls in there for 40 weeks. It has give. Strange but it will stretch.

    Whereas a man's penis - not that much stretch there!!!
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    No disagreement there.

    But did you check the link? There's some weird, funny and scary stuff in there.
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    True...but SNAKE IN PENIS! Do I really need to say more?
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  8. igabradley

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    snake in penis bad enough.... the second paragraph down said they found it was hazardous to stick thing in your penis according to a study in 2010. a study? really? who the hell does not know it's hazardous?
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    Heard of a case years ago where the guy had his penis cut off - too much gangrene/blood poisoning from the lead/paint chipping on the pencils he kept putting in there. He was ACTUALLY SURPRISED - didn't think it was bad for him.


    :no:
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    This is the best story I've read all week.

    Ok, maybe ever.
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    Again I'm with you... big time.

    But KNIFE IN VAGINA! :eek: Is she doing home circumcisions down there?

    And what about the woman who had over 50 bags of heroin in there.. plus a bunch of empty baggies... plus some other prescription meds... plus over $50 in loose bills and coins?

    And I had to laugh at the woman who got caught with a stolen phone in there when it started ringing. And the owner didn't want it back. :laugh:
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    The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

    Has to work hard
    Has to work at great depths
    Has to work upside down
    Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
    Has to work in a high humidity environment
    Has to work at high temperatures
    Does not get weekends and holidays off
    Does not get time off after extra hours of work
    Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

    Request denied for the following reasons:

    Does not work 8 hours in a row
    Does not answer immediately to all requests
    After a short activity period, falls asleep at work
    Shows no fidelity to the workplace
    Retires too early
    Does not work at all unless pushed from behind
    Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
    Sometimes leaves work, too early
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  13. ThePlayer

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    ^^ ^^
    My penis works by referral.
    It's important to leave customers satisfied.
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  14. mamag8ter

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    LOL, I don't think crazy stuff is limited to Guys for sure. I did not open the link showing the fork being removed. There was a warning about how graphically horrible is was. My stomach is not that strong.
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    DarthG8RV3 Twisted and Evil Gator VIP Member

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    Some people are Brain dead , instead of placing a fork in his private area . He should have had surgury performed to give himself a forked tongue instead , to be very popular with the ladies .

    :devil:
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    I don't understand why a man would do this.
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    That's forked up.
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    WIN! :laugh:
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  19. mamag8ter

    mamag8ter VIP Member

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    I repp ya Bay. That was a great come back.
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    Has your penis:

    Ever been sued for malpractice?
    Failed rise to the challenge?
    Every sustained an on the job injury (like from fall out)?
    Gone where no man has ever ventured?
    Stands head and uretha above the crowd?
    Failed to meet the advertised specifications?
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