How long til I can get a haircut

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    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How longbefore I can get a haircut?

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left.

    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half . The guy left.

    The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never
    comes back.'

    A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!'
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    That was a cute one.
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    Bada bing bada boom. Or bang...
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    I'd be good if he said, "three minutes"
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    A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

    RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

    1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
    2) WON'T RUN AWAY
    3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

    For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

    Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

    Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

    "Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

    "Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

    To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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