Handcuffed man shoots at officers using gun from butt cheeks

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    LOL @ the news dude, "To let you know how the man fit the gun into his backside, the gun is smaller than the size of a man's palm."

    Cause we all know how easy it is to fit a man's palm into our backsides?
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    Um, I predict that getting patted down is going to get pretty "personal" soon.:eek:
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    It gives the phrase spread'em a whole new meaning.
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    A new meaning for "fire in the hole".
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    or more precise, fire out of the hole
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    You guys are just shooting from the hip
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    Good thing he didn't have diarrhea, might have shot the whole town up.
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    Al Gore's new campaign: butt control.
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    Now that's taking concealed carry to a new level. I suppose you need a special license for that.
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    Must have been a browning.
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    This thread is gaining potential.
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    Whole story just stinks.
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    are we sure it's meth, and not crack abuse?

    ;)
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    Did he have a concealed weapons permit? Also, does he take it out to reload, or does eating Taco Bell take care of that?
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    Just another a#$hole with a gun
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    Although happiness is indeed a warm gun, using this technique, there is a severe risk of injury to surrounding, unsupported structures.
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    A couple of thoughts about law enforcement's response to this situation. Will cops now be required to train to use this technique? I think they should because it's all about keeping up with the bad guys. Police should be especially careful dealing with particular individuals when they are ordered to lay down on the ground. This position allows the particular individuals to shoot sideways, which is likely a more natural shooting position for the particular individuals who will be carrying guns in their butt cracks.
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    Good point, Spurf. I think this guy was part carnival contortionist for starters, and the cops don't usually run across many of them. I mean, think about it (or try it in your spare time). Hands in cuffs behind back, then retrieve firearm out of auxillary hiding place, orient, lift legs to proper height (I assume), and either shoot around plumbing, or to the side . . . with some care to avoid losing plumbing. Gotta be part lizard or circus freak.

    But, they should be prepared to deal with the exceptions, and this guy is the new poster child for being able to pull one out of your azz.

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