Golfers beware

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  1. g8orbill

    g8orbill Gators VIP Member

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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
    garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
    while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
    bills falling out of that bag."
    "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
    see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
    "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.? Where did you get all that
    money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
    "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to
    a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my
    fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills
    the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make
    the best of it? So now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet,
    with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through
    my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off
    it comes.'
    "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh,
    by the way, what's in the other bag?"
    "Not everybody pays."

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