From Georgia State Troopers video Cameras

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  1. mamag8ter
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    Some good ones here

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    > These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
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    > 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
    > went through."
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    > 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
    > after you wear them a while."
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    > 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate
    > a worthless document." (My Favorite)
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    > 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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    > 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per
    > second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing
    > you." (LOVE IT)
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    > 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
    > write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
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    > 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
    > will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
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    > 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
    > again or I'll give you another ticket."
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    > 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
    > drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
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    > 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
    > to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
    > poop."
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    > 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
    > oven."
    > 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime
    > Information Center )
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    > 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
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    > 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
    > allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
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    > 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
    > yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
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    > AND THE WINNER IS....
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    > 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
    > don't. Sign here."
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    #16 is the best one.

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