Fitness Lies

Discussion in 'Gator Country Health and Fitness' started by Dreamliner, Feb 22, 2012.

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    "I used to bench press 300 pounds."

    Translation: You had 265 pounds on the bar (close enough for horseshoes), your butt was so far off the bench you could have driven a Bugatti Veyron under it and your spotter, the guy who was shouting, "It's all you, bro!" was lying too as he was probably bearing about one-third of the weight at that point.
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    "I run six miles a day."

    Translation: *last week* you ran 4-5 miles five days that week.
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    These are mostly guys, by the way. Women don't tend to spin such yarns. I'll get the women on an eating lies thread.
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    "I stopped doing deadlifts because of my back"

    Translation: You have terrible form, and should probably be supervised at all times when near weights.
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    That's a good one!
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    No, honey, that dress doesnt make you look fat.
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    "I can squat 300 pounds!"

    No, you can do about a 1/4 squat with that weight. Get down to parallel (medical conditions permitting) and we'll talk.
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    That is not necessarily a lie. Its not the dress but I'm not saying that.
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    That's called discretion.:yes:

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