:grin: Subject: 50 Shades of Gray He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards then backwards, forward then backwards, again and again. Back and forth, back and forth... And, in and out, in and out... And, a little to the right, a little to the left... She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end. Her heart was pounding ... Her face was flushed ... Then she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK! I can't parallel park! You do it,..You SMUG bastard!"