Fart filtering underwear

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    just when you thought everything had already been invented....
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    doubt they would work for me-where is the old fart thread when you need it

    was at Epcot Saturday evening and it was jam packed and on atleast 4 occasions I got hit in the face with a malevolent odor while walking around future world-so many people no way to know where it came from-after my brat loaded with kraut and German beer I freely added to the fart fest -so many people and so much noise no way anyone could blame it on me- except of course my wife-lol
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    I guess the next step is depends.
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    How often do you have to change the filter...
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    I wonder if they make something for dogs.
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    Every 300 farts or 30 days--whichever comes first. :joecool:

    Actually if someone was going to the trouble to 'filter' out farts--why just add a scent to it? Something like "pine" or "autumn breeze" or any of those fabric softener scents? Seems like it would sell. Biggest pushback though would be that people would still know you farted--all of a sudden the strong aroma of a pine tree would be overwhelming.

    The biggest potential would have to be the ability to filter out the sounds of a fart. Now THAT would be something to invest in!
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    Maybe they could make it sound like a cell phone ring or a doorbell. That would be cool when you fart, and everyone reaches for their cell phone.
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    Ever since those hot air hand dryers started appearing in public bathrooms, I've wondered why not reverse the flow on those things and vent it to the outside and mount them at ass level in public places. If you need to fart, you walk over to it, hit the button, and let it rip.

    No need for embarrassment at cocktail parties. Everyone who is flatulent can just hang around the vacuum.
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    A guy farts but the noise sounds like Honda when he does. He thinks that is odd but the next time, it goes Honda again.

    This continues until he goes to a doc to find out the cause. Despite all the tests, they can't figure it out. The Honda farts continue until he goes to a Chinese Doctor.

    After looking at the area, the Doc say's you have abscess. While relieved that they problem has been found, he asks the Doc why the abscess would cause that sound.

    The Doc says, "Everyone knows that abscess make's the fart go Honda."
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    Reminds me of this Robin Williams bit. He talks about going to the proctologist, and it really starts around the 1:00 mark--and gets funnier all the way through the 3:00 mark.

    Heck--it is ALL funny.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/EHZulL-eGnw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    good stuff SEC. the man is talented
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    we could always bring the old 'fart threard' back....due to popular demand?:yes:
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    If you do this, look around like you are looking for the culprit. It helps to have a really mad expression on your face.
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    Sounds like the voice of experience speaking!

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