Damn fine explanation

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  1. mamag8ter
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    A Damn Fine Explanation


    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

    Love to a very attractive young woman.

    She was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to

    me...a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce

    right away!'

    The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

    'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

    The husband began... 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young

    lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless, I took

    pity on her and let her into the car.

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that

    she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and

    warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat

    because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing

    that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as

    she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,

    but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't

    wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just

    to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique

    and don't wear because someone

    at work has a pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears

    in her eyes and said,

    Please...do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?:ninja:
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    ROTFLMOA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great Mama...Rep Sent...
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    Deserves some Oak rep too - nice find, mama!
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    Good stuff!
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    ONE OF THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!! Thanks, I needed that.
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    lol
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    Bang! :grin:
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