counting to ten

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    After having their 10th child, Boudreaux and Marie decided that was enough. So Boudreaux went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and Marie didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told Boudreaux that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

    The doctor told Boudreaux that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, put the cherry bomb in a can, then hold the can up to his ear, and count to 10.

    Boudreaux said to the doctor "I may not be da smartest man, but I don't see how puttin' a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help us not have any more children." So Boudreaux ...and Marie drove to Texas to get a second opinion.

    The Texas doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he figured out who he was dealing with. So, the doctor told Boudreaux to go home and get a cherry bomb, light the fuse, place the cherry bomb in a tin can, hold it next to his ear, and count to 10.

    Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, Boudreaux went home, got a cherry bomb, lit the fuse, and put the cherry bomb in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count on his fingers, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs, and resumed his counting with the fingers on his other hand.

    I know . . . dat's bad . . .
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    oldie bit goodie

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