Clay Travis tweet

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    Clay Travis ‏@ClayTravisBGID 1m

    Based on Twitter, I'm starting to understand why Florida State fans couldn't get into Florida.
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    Let me tell you about a Sister-In-Law of mine. She lives in South Florida with her husband and two daughters.
    This is a true story...
    Both daughters could not get into Florida so... they went to FSU.
    They were only about 15 months apart in age.
    They really could not decide what they wanted to major in...so they decided to study the arts at Florida State.

    After four years, one girl studies more areas in painting... the other in sculpture.
    They both graduated after four... maybe five years.
    My wife and I are at their home down in Hollywood, Florida.
    My Sister-In-Law says:
    "Hey, let me show you what my daughters have done in college... these are their final graduation projects."

    The first girl (age 23) brings out this oil painting of a seascape.
    The second, younger sister brings out this vase that she had made.

    Truly NOT trying to be overly critical and not trying to be "picky" here... but both pieces of artwork were not that impressive.
    It's like what one would find on a high school level...

    I asked the Mom (in a round a bout way...)

    "Well, aren't you glad that they are out of school and you have no more tutition payments?"
    She replied, "Yea... after over $45,000 each for each kid... I am ready to stop making those payments!!"
    I am thinking to myself... $90,000... for this?

    And then, I am thinking... What are these two girls gonna do with those degrees in arts?
    Don't get me wrong, I am a professional musician... I love the arts... but this experience was a funny one!
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    Dude, you thought it was crap. No need to apologize.
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    They better have big boobs and marry well. :laugh:
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    That usually fixes things.
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    But will any Gator have them????

    Sent from my SPH-L710 using Gator Country
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    Plenty of trashy Northeastern transplants to do that.
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    they can marry a georgia alumn...and place their art work next to their hubbies lava lamp and chia pets.
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    You must like flat chested women.
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    You can have boobs and brains, ya know :yes:
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    Abt 7 yrs ago, I went to the Law Enforcement academy outside tally. On the main drag, a strip mall. On the sign for the mall between a party store and dollar general was "Florida State College Of ______" I forget which one. Had that pic on my cell phone for years. It was beautiful.
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    Cheaper to buy boobs than brains anyways.
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    The good ol' MRS degree.
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    Not true at all. I just wonder why a Gator would have to stoop so low to marry a SWAC girl. :)
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume the phrase "prove it" would be unacceptable :)
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    Wow! This just went to another level...and I approve!
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    Agreed!

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    You're just gonna have to take my word for it :laugh::laugh:

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