terrier, like me and Emmitto. Okay well first you can forget using cats to get rid of the rats, like Oscar Cane suggests. Cats take too long. Have you ever seen a cat stalk and kill a rat? Let's just say it's a process. Now, have you ever seen the cute white dog in the Cesar Canine Cuisine commercial? This adorable little guy? It's called a West Highland White Terrier. I am the proud owner of one and I do believe that the poster Emmitto is as well. What some people don't know about those cute, cuddly-looking creatures is that they are natural born killing machines. Drop a couple of them in that park and they will start snapping necks and will not stop until every last rat in the deepest, darkest corner of the underground nest is dead, dead, dead. The residents of the area say they want a "creative" solution to the rat problem. Creative? How about destructive? All they need to do is make that park Ground Zero for an attack by ratical terriorists. Problem solved. Any terrier owners out there who second my proposal?