By far the most entertaining, and informative post on VolNation

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  1. MelBeachGator
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    That level of delusion is unparalleled in college football.


    1. You know what? I am ****ing tired of Florida. I'm tired of watching my Tennessee Volunteers (yes, they are "my" Volunteers, just like they are yours) get beat by Florida. The last time Florida lost, I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. I'm a sophomore in college now. And whether it's by beat down or close games, whatever, Tennessee has not been able to handle Florida. It's like a curse. Any time the UT fanbase has gotten their hopes up, Florida is there in early September to ruin it.

    But this changes this year. Butch Jones knows what to do. The players are hungry. They have looked forward to this game since Spring. This is the one they want. It's time to take Florida down. I have no logical reason why (as I usually consider myself a "realist" Vol fan) but I woke up this morning KNOWING Tennessee is going to strike down the Gators and kick their asses tomorrow. All I know is that we are going to be hugging our relatives and friends as we finally tell Florida they can go **** off and we celebrate the biggest victory for Tennessee since 2007.

    Tomorrow, the start of the Vols ascension back to dominance starts tomorrow in Gainesville. Tennessee will win tomorrow. Mark it down. You can put it front page, back page, center page, Tennessee will not lose to Florida tomorrow. Florida isn't taking the Vols serious. And that's perfectly fine. I understand why they haven't. But it ends tomorrow. Butch Jones has this team ready. They are focused. They will be victorious. And we can go eat some ****ing gator Saturday as the streak and its utter despair will come to a glorious end tomorrow on September 21st! **** Florida.

    GO VOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/202858-ten-thoughts-florida-game-week-edition-2.html
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    Looks like somebody decided to take a drinking break to get on the computer for a bit.

    Butch Jones has got it figured out alright. I'm going to go on record right now and predict that Tennessee gets it turned around from last week and blasts the Gators 59-14. Butch Jones goes for 2 (and gets it) after all 7 touchdowns, and they kick a field goal as time expires. Smokey takes a dump at midfield, Butch slaps Muschamp's wife, and the Vols are back baby!
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    New strain of Volsheimers...apparently it spreads regardless of how bad Tennessee sucks.
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    And just to throw some irony in there...another poster posted this GIF in response....you can't make this stuff up.

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    hahahaha... that is too freaking funny.
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    Vols fans are cute no really they are like the red-headed step child (Literately) of the SEC.
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    The meth and oxycontin epidemic in Tennessee has truly reached epic proportions..
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    There's an Oregon fan on VolNation claiming UF's secondary is the weak link of our defense.
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    "All I know is that we are going to be hugging our relatives and friends as we finally tell Florida they can go **** off and we celebrate the biggest victory for Tennessee since 2007".


    Do you think he means all his relatives, or just the ones he is married to??
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    i can live with that.
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    Question. How can he be a sophomore in college and claim he was in elementary school the last time UT beat us? I mean 8 years ago he was just starting his freshman year in high school....again....and thats giving him some credit.

    This dazzling post was sent via my Samsung Galaxy Tablet using jet packs custom built for Gator Country.
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    Lets just win...*sigh*
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    Love this one:
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    Soon to be nine straight and counting. Those hillbillies better start drinking that XXX sourmash now and get plastered so the game wont hurt as much on their big 60 in screen TV from rent a center that they had to get jacks under the doublewide to support the floor.

    Two frosh in the two deep at DT? Holy shizzle my nizzle....that rotation is gonna get freight trained all day long....Matty Jones will have 175 yds at least.
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    Well, no doubt the guy will be at the game in The Swamp. No way would he just stay at home and watch it on TV! He would want to be at the game and soak it all in.

    :)
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    He's probably watched Braveheart way too many time while drinking and now thinks the vols are going to win.
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    what was their big victory in 07?
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    whichever win made them bowl eligible.

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