Arab gulf states to administer gay test to people coming into the country

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    Prostate gland test. Those that wince are straight, those that smile are gay.
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    They're muslim, so it's okay . . . just ask any liberal.
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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    Wait till the Muslims in Michigan fight for Shariah Law... It's the gays and the women that will suffer the most if passed. We on the Right can't even save the Dems from themselves with regards to the Muslim Shariah Law question.
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    I believe George and Jerry said you're gay if it moves as a result of contact.
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    I would love to be there when the light bulb goes on over their pointy little heads when they realize that.
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    Me too, but no one's home in that house to turn on the light.
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    No one is going to pass shariah law in Michigan.
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    I hope you're right, but I've posted several articles about England and their capitulation to Shariah Laws. But... again, I digress.

    What do you make of this new "gay test?"
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    Sounds like something they would do. Being backasswards is a way of life over there.
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    "backasswards', hey I made a funny.
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    test one: if they can hum along to show tunes---possibly gay.
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    :laugh::laugh:

    So you did...
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    Yeah, you did sort of back into that one.
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    Yes you did. :laugh:
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    Can't they just buy "Gaydar" machines on Amazon. Didn't Jim Halpern have one on "The Office."
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    Shariah Law is only available during mediation (as technically any form of mediation is available, from arm wrestling to coin flipping) and only in civil cases and only if both parties consent.

    So ... no.
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    Arabs like to smoke a camel...
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    I believe, according to Murphy Brown, you tell someone there is something on their shoe. If they lift their foot in front of their other leg, straight; if they life their foot behind their other leg, gay.

    So if someone tells you that you have something on your shoe in Arabic, ignore them.
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