Alien abduction or home invasion?

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    Way back in the late 60s or early 70s there were a couple of instances where an entire day of my life just disapeared. I had absolutly no memory of anything that happened on those days. It probably had something to do with the pot I was smoking at the time but I always wrote it off as an alien abduction. It was much easier to deal with that way.

    Anyway this morning my wife questioned me about sugar spilled all over the kitchen counter top. I told the Mrs. that since I am on a diet I haven't used sugar in weeks. So I just went into my computer room (office) and next to my computer desk there is an empty bowl with a spoon and a couple of cheerios in the bottom and a thick paste of milk and sugar. I swear I have no memory what so ever of waking up or eating cheerios last night. I'm thinking either we had a home invader who got hungry last night or the aliens are at it again. If it was aliens I just hope they didn't use that damn anal probe.
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    could have been your subconscious reacting to the Missouri game or a case of possession by an hungry spirit.......... perhaps a flashback to your stoner days
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    Maybe we should send Mulder and Scully over to investigate this.
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    It totally freaks me out because I have tried all day to recall getting up last night and can't remember a thing. It obviously was me because I have a favorite spoon and that was the spoon that was in the bowl also the bowl was sitting right where I set my dish if I eat anything in the computer room.

    I did split firewood for 4 hrs after the Gator game yesterday and went to bed totally exhausted but I can't see how I could have gotten up, fixed cereal, went on the computer and not remembered a thing this morning.

    PS: In case you are wondering what makes one spoon any better than the rest, don't ask.
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    When I cut back on sugar it is nearly a daily occurrence that I wake up/sleep walk in the middle of the night and binge on something sweet. I usually have a very vague recollection of it but there is usually some sort of evidence. It is very strange indeed.
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    Good luck man -- at least your wife is understanding --
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    You wouldn't happen to be using Ambien for sleep, would you? People actually get in a car and drive while taking that stuff and don't remember it the next day.
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    I used to sleep eat all the time. Usually random crap. One time my girlfriend asked me if I remembered eating raw egg noodles and spilling them all over the house. Said she had to wrestle the bag out of my hands . If it wasn't for the horrible abdominal pains the next day I would've swore she was lying.

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    If you think you got probed you got probed...
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    Do aliens like Cheerios?
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    i hear they prefer corn flakes
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    I have to fess up. Due to a back ache from spliting firewood I was worried about getting to sleep so I did ask the wife for 1/2 of one of her ambien pills. I have sleep apnea and have been cautioned about taking sleep aids so I only took a half a pill. I guess the danger in taking sleeping pills when you have sleep apnea is you could go to sleep so soundly you forget to breath. LOL
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    Maybe you should be watching the ancient aliens marathon on history

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    Man that's some good stuff -- if any of it ever plays out in the future to be true--I wouldn't be too surprised.

    Oddly enough my gf tells me that she finds me sometimes up in the middle of the night and I am building and repairing things while I'm asleep. At least I'm productive in all phases of life. lol

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