A worm ate part of RFK Jr.'s brain

I may vote for RFK Jr. Decision is not final. I reserve the right to flip flop as many times as I like prior to election day.

 

Beat me to it - explains so much

 

cue the pink floyd song

 

Old Night Gallery episode. (They got the worm out but……..it laid eggs!)

 

My understanding is the worm starved to death

 

From eating undercooked pork. Can cause cysts in brain if larvae make it to brain but it doesn't "eat" the brain matter

 

Eagleton in '72: "I once sought treatment for depression"
People: "Too crazy to be anywhere near the presidency"

RFK Jr in '24: "I have a worm in brain, and doing drugs made my voice weird"
People: "Sounds about right"

 

Cue Martin Luther joke

 

Oh, is that your medical opinion, Dr?

 

He also was suffering from lead poisoning at the same time. How he is getting any support is a mystery to me.

 

BrainDead (TV Series 2016) ⭐ 8.0 | Comedy, Drama, Horror

 

That Camelot mystique, baby. Crazy that people havent learned the bad Kennedys are the ones that live to old age, and the good ones are those that die young. There's no punk band called "Live Kennedys" guys!

 

Was there a vaccine for that?

 

Relatively simple.

He’s not Donald Trump or Joe Biden, and we’re in an election cycle where both parties have a lot of people who definitely don’t want the other party’s candidate, but don’t really want to vote for their own either.

Kind of a shame though that we’re in this situation and the “third choice” we’re being presented isn’t really any better than the other two.

 

Yeah, but Trump, Biden, or batshit crazy?

 

At least he has an excuse for his clown behavior. I wonder what Trumps excuse is

 

Yes, those are the choices.

 

Well, this is compassionate.

 

"A worm ate part of my brain," is probably the worst campaign message ever.