A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

    “I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

    “That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

    “The guy was your doctor.”
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    Lol, love it Wygator. Thanks for the day brightner!
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    "I'm not following you.

    You are walking in front of me."


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    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only 1, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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    people either love me or they hate me.
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    The Lockhorns. 8.24.2012.

    "Actually, the best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
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    far better than the alternative.....
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    No truer words were ever spoken, lol!
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    Ziggy 8.25.2014

    "Your call is very important to us. Please hold while we eat our lunch."

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    How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but it requires 6 visits.
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    USAToday Snapshots 8.26.2014

    First MLB Game On TV.

    NBC Broadcast Reds at Dodgers Doubleheader on August 26, 1939.

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    I like using colors on these types of posts but since this was a Black and White TV time, thought it be more real to use Black only. :)
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    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

    Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkle cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife …

    “Back off!” she said, “They’re for the funeral.”
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    Saw a Teen guy wear this shirt today:

    Out Of My Mind

    Back In 5 Minutes


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    So a dyslexic walked into a bra...

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