A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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  1. RayGator

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    No Funds.

    A college student was broke and had no money for dates or partying. He wrote his Father a note: "No money. Not funny. Love, Sonny."
    His Dad wrote back: "So sad. Too bad. Love, Dad."
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    Readers Digest circa 1960?
    :)
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    My goodness, I sure remember Readers Digest. Haven't seen one in years. Not sure if it's still published or not.
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    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
    - Former First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt.
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    she was truly one of a kind
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    USA TODAY Snapshots. 3.20.2018.

    68%.

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    I Wish Wishing Stars were Real!
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    May 15, 2018.

    Happy Chocolate Chip Cookie Day everybody. :)
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    So she asks, “Do you think love makes the world go ‘round’?”

    And he says, “Probably....it makes you Dizzy!”
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    “I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

    :)
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    could be someone married their favorite tree?
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    Certainly in California.
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    I find it ironic that the colors Red White and Blue stand for freedom until they are flashing right behind you.
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    So Ziggy has to make a call, as we all have, to get help with something and this is what he hears, “Your Call Is...(YAWN) Very Important To Us....”. :)
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    First, You Learn To Read.

    Then, You Read To Learn.
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    Good One!
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