A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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  1. gatorjjh

    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    I think they are plotting their revenge for the havoc we wreak on them with our hooks, lines & sinkers

    :)
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    2:05 A.M. CT. Saturday.
    March 27, 1943.
    Park Hospital. Dr. Davidson.
    Mason City, Cerro Gordo County, IOWA.
    A "War baby" is born. :)
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  3. RayGator

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    One of the reasons I hate to see trouble coming...is because you never know if it's just dropping by to say hello...or it plans to hang around for a while !!!
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    " I Think, Therefore I Am... I Think "


    - The Moody Blues
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  5. RayGator

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    The worst thing about aging is that the older you become the further away the Good Old Days Get!
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    "Love beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things."

    1 Corinthians 13:7 KJV.
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    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

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    One good thing about getting older....

    You fart more, and care less! :eek::rolleyes:
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    A Strawberry that is sad is...

    ... a Blueberry.
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    Other than naps, rampant, uncaring farting is a benefit for getting older.

    I prefer both, my wife prefers the naps better.
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    Criminal Charges.

    Credit Card Interest Rates.
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    So, she just comes home from shopping and tells her husband, "It was a half-price sale so I only spent half your paycheck." :)
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    So, a conversation at the water cooler at work.

    "My favorite day of the week is Monday."
    "You like coming back to work?"
    "Yeah, my wife keeps me doing stuff around the house."
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    "Life's a Witch.

    Then you Fly." :)
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    "Thinking Is The Best Way To Travel"- The Moody Blues
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    The Pub Dictionary.

    Lost and Found:
    The constant state of my car keys.
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    I can find my keys but in my house it is my glasses that can be lost for hours
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  18. RayGator

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    So, a Mommy puts her little boy in the corner and asks him, "Have you learned anything?"

    And her little boy says, "Never say naughty words in front of Grown-ups."
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    USA TODAY Snapshots 4.23.2018

    57%.

    Of Americans Prioritize Buying Goods That Are Made In The U.S.A.

    Source: Ford Trends 2018 Survey of 1,012 adults.
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    I do but it is getting hard to do it