A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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  1. LakeGator

    LakeGator Mostly Harmless Moderator VIP Member

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    Did the clerk give you directions to the grocery store?
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    Friends, don't let friends wear Red or Garnett.

    Go Gators! :)
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    So, two Ladies are having a conversation together and one says to the other, "My Husband said to me if that if I don't stop shopping he was going to leave me........Lord, I'm going to miss that Man." :)
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    WhattaGator All Along The Watchtower Moderator VIP Member

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    Mary had a little lamb

    Two interns quit, the nurse adopted the lamb, because the doctor was "Dr.Ram":eek:
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  5. RayGator

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    So a little one opens the door to his room and then tells his Mom, "I can't tell you what I've been doing....you'd worry way too much.""
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  6. RayGator

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    "Those who wish to sing always find a song."

    - Swedish Proverb.
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    gatorjjh A Gator with a Glass half full attitude VIP Member

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    Many who choose to sing should hum quietly to themselves.
    Ancient wisdom of the Mayan's
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  8. RayGator

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    Bein' a Kid took a lot of hard work but I sure loved it! :)
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    Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco!
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    USA TODAY Snapshots 3.5.2018.

    iPhone X Lost

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    best job I ever had
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  12. RayGator

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    What's really discouraging is...I'm being paid more than I'm actually worth...and I'm still broke!!
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    Respect your Elders!

    They finished school without Google!
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    GatorNavy Damn the torpedoes! Moderator Premium Member

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    ...and did math on a slide rule!
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    Yup, I had one of those! :)
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    A verbally abusive man y'ells at his wife, "How could God make someone so beautiful as you be SO STUPID?"

    His lovely bride replies, "Well I'll tell you. God made me beautiful so you would love me and God made me so stupid, so I'd love YOU!"
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    Respect your Grand, and great -grandparents!

    THEY dreamed and strived to get to our Great Nation, suffered ridicule as they went through the legal process to become Americans, Still got ridiculed as they strived to give US some of the life and Heritage we have!
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    Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
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    "The past resembles the future more than one drop of water resembles another."

    - Ibn Khaldun (1332-1406) a Tunisian born Thinker and Historian.
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    Snorkeling is very educational!

    It gives Fish the opportunity to study us! :)
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