A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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    nope- was bored so went and got my real estate license and am selling new homes
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    "Siri, how do I find Grandmother's house?"

    >> Over the river and through the woods. <<
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    "I've tried joining the Procrastinators Support Group...

    But they keep postponing the meetings!"
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    Q. Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

    A. Two mothers-in-law.
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    A young guy's T shirt I saw today. :)

    NOPE !

    NOT TODAY !
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    Thursday, December 21, 2017.

    Today is the 1st Day of Winter. The shortest Day of the Year!

    Brrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
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    dropped all the way to 50 last night, expecting 80 by 2 this afternoon
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    The 3 Wise Women.

    What would have happened if it had been 3 Wise Women instead of Men?

    The 3 Wise Women would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought disposable diapers as Gifts!
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    "Sometimes I think that if I ever lost my mind....

    ...I'd never miss it!" :)
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    I resemble that remark :)
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    I'd Love To Recapture My Youth...

    ...But It Keeps Going Faster... And I Keep Getting SLOWER !!
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    "Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm."

    - President Abraham Lincoln.
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    ZIGGY 1.16.2018.
    - Tom Wilson.

    So, ZIGGY turns on his TV and this comes on:

    "Please Standby!
    The Problem Is Not With Your Set!
    ...It's Probably YOUR Fault !! "


    Sometimes I think I might be hearing that when I have a TV problem. :)
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    The Family Circus 1.17.2018
    . Bill Keane.

    So Daddy talks to little Billy holding his little wallet about being responsible.

    "You Need To BUDGET Your Money, Billy.....And Stick To It....

    Where Would This Country Be If The Government didn't do that...."
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    My New Years diet is working so far!

    I've only gained 2 pounds! :)
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    Good one Ray :)
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    Your Best Therapist Has FUR And FOUR Legs. :)

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