A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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  1. RayGator

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    Church Bulletins.

    Actual announcements taken from Church bulletins:

    "Thursday night, pot luck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

    "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our Church and community."

    "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
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    USA TODAY Snapshots 8.4.17

    Top Dog Names.

    #1. BELLA.

    #2. Max.
    #3. Daisy.
    #4. Buddy.
    #5. Charlie.

    Source: Analysis of 2.5 million dogs seen at Barfield Pets Hospital in 2016.


    Sure are not the same as when I was a boy.
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    Goliath's Grief!

    Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone?

    Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before. :)
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    Cursive Writing.

    A Senior Citizen's secret code. :)
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    A fart is merely the cry of an impacted turd.:eek:
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    The Best Things In Life Are Interest Free!

    At least for the first 12 months. Make sure you check. :)
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    Water, water everywhere....

    And a bunch of sand in your buttcrack ! :eek:
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    Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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    If Ignorance Is Really Bliss...

    ....Mankind Shoul Be A Heckuva Lot Happier ! :)
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    my Momma always "Fried" the bacon
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    A lot of folks have been asking me how many churches I will evacuate to this weekend with the upcoming storm. Frankly, I have no clue, it's been years since I've been to churches.

    I eat at Popeyes.

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    "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."
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    "I don't hate Mondays.....But I'm seriously considering unfriending them."
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    Monday is my Friday
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    I thought every day was your Friday. :)
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    ADULT:

    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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    Amen!!!
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    If your brain was an APP, would you use it?
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