A Thought For The Day, and maybe a little more Fun at Times.

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    I was in a Publix today which was certainly not unusual.

    And of course now days when someone wants a job there, and probably other places too, you don't fill out paperwork. You go to those application computers and fill out your information there. Well there was guy who was obviously wanting a job so he did the smart thing. He had his kid, about 12 or 13 years old I guess, putting the info in the computer for his Dad. I watched this for a couple of minutes. He'd tell his Dad what the questions were, then his Dad would give him the answer, then his kid entered the response on the screen. With his little fingers just flying real fast while he did it. I asked his Dad if his kid gave lessons on how to do that stuff. Both of them just laughed!

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    USA Today Snapshots 7.25.2014.

    What's Essential For A Long Road Trip?

    Top 3.


    MEN.

    33%. Companionship.

    22%. Music.

    19%. Scenery.


    WOMEN.

    42%. Companionship.

    20%. Music.

    13%. Snacks.


    Source: Starbucks Summer Road Trip Poll of 1,001 Adult Road Trippers.
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    Lol Ray!!!
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    I think many times it's funny seeing what is said on T shirts that Teenage guys will wear nowadays! I saw a Teen guy wearing a PINK T Shirt that got my attention! It said on the front:

    DON'T LAUGH!

    I GOT THIS T SHIRT

    FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

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    This:

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results."

    But also this:

    "Insanity is also not knowing when I should shut up!"
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