Discussion in 'GatorTail Pub' started by RayGator, Jun 20, 2014.
Everyone Else Is Already Taken."
- Oscar Wilde.
That's all. Carry on.
gets me in a pot of trouble with the PC crowd Ray- hope all is well in Lakeland
You love raising hackles Bill, it is who you are, better to be authentic than not in most cases. As some say 'just keepin' it real Bro'
"The best things in life are not things."
That's all for now. Carry on .
Wisdom from a favorite American philosopher Roger Miller
"Twitter lets you know that most people's lives are just as boring as yours."
- The Lockhorns.
Most every Family Tree has at least one crop failure.
"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."
"Hard work never hurt anyone...
But why take a chance?" . .
As if I needed another funny T shirt, I bought this that I'm now wearing yesterday. On the front is this quote by Snoopy with him wearing his cool sunglasses. I always liked everything about Peanuts! Always a great laugh reading and seeing their stuff.
Anything FREE is Worth what you Pay for it. .
Does Anybody Really Know What time It Is???? You Tell Me...
"Sarcasm, Just Another Service I Offer."
I saw that on the front of a Teenager's shirt today. I thought it was funny.
A woman was visiting her friend who had acquired 2 new dogs. She asked her what were the names of the dogs. And the friend responded by saying that one dog was named "Rolex" and the other dog was named "Timex". "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that"? said her friend. "Hellooooo," answered the other friend, "they're watch dogs!"
Now that's funny Ray!
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
USA Today Snapshots 7.18.2014.
Road Trip Meltdowns!
When The First Meltdown Typically Occurs On A Family Road Trip.
7%. Before Leaving The Neighborhood!
15% Under 1 Hour!
33% 1 to 2 Hours!
45% More Than 2 Hours!
Source: CarInsurance.com online survey of 1,561 licensed drivers with children younger than 18.
Anne R. Carey and Paul Trap, USA Today.
"My husband says he'll leave me if I don't stop shopping.
Lord, I'll miss that man!
Never trust an atom...they make up everything!
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Instant person. Just add coffee.
There are 10 kinds of people...
Those who get binary and those who don't.