A preacher that takes college FB a little too seriously

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    Preachers should really stick to their day jobs. I hope this is humor. Sometimes it's hard to tell on church signs like this one.
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    There is a lot of irony in a Presbyterian pastor is asking God a question...
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    God is omniscient, not the preacher.
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    Good point.

    Still always fun to have fun with predestination being a 4.5-5 point Calvinist myself...

    So let's go with the irony is reduced by the degree of importance that stopping Clowney affects the kingdom of God? :)
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    Pastor with a sense of humor. I like it.
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    Agree with this as well...
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    I know what you're saying but the problem I have with those kind of cutesy signs is the missed opportunity to display something truly relevant to those who pass by.
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    Give it some time. OBOB will be here with a Google link telling us all why we should be ashamed for finding it humorous.
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    No way, it's 10x funnier than that email.
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    ...and much simpler to understand too, right?
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    They weigh even on the complexity scale.
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    Don't get me wrong, the "cancel the barbie" joke was very cerebral. :laugh:
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    The story behind a church's Jadeveon Clowney sign

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    What if it causes a nonbeliever or anyone to show up on Sunday that would not have made the effort before? :)
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    I like it I think it's funny
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    There is only one relevant question yet unanswered. How DO we stop Clowney???
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    You'll have to attend 4:30 Worship to find out.
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    Oh, I have no doubt you thought it was. Which is likely why you found no humor in it.

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