A little Irish humor

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  1. mamag8ter
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    A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

    I was testing
    children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if
    they
    Understood the concept of getting to heaven.
    'I asked
    them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
    and
    Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
    heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned
    the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
    everything
    Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again,the answer was 'NO!'

    'If I gave sweets to all the children,and loved my husband, would that get
    Me into
    heaven?'

    Again, they all answered 'NO!'

    I was just
    bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can Iget
    Into heaven?'

    A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTABE FOOKN' DEAD.'

    It's a curious race, the
    Irish.

    Brings a tear to
    the eye, doesn't
    it?


    :grin:
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    You're the best mama!
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    Good one,Mama!:happy:
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    lol
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    This gets one of the last Reps I will ever be able to give (apparently).
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    Well played, m'lady
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    Lol... I be sure to show this to my half Irish gf.
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    Patrick went into the bar, got drunk
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