A guy's view of 50 shades of grey...

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    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By English poet
    > Pam Ayres of course. to be read in "english country" accent.
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    > The missus bought a Paperback,
    > down Shepton Mallet way,
    > I had a look inside her bag;
    > ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
    > Well I just left her to it,
    > And at ten I went to bed.
    > An hour later she appeared;
    > The sight filled me with dread...
    > In her left she held a rope;
    > And in her right a whip!
    > She threw them down upon the floor,
    > And then began to strip.
    > Well fifty years or so ago;
    > I might have had a peek;
    > But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    > She's eighty four next week!!
    > Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    > Could not have been much grimmer.
    > And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
    > She struggled back upon her feet;
    > A couple minutes later;
    > She put her teeth back in and said
    > I am a dominater !!
    > Now if you knew our Mabel,
    > You'd see just why I spluttered,
    > I'd spent two months in traction
    > For the last complaint I'd uttered.
    > She stood there nude and naked
    > Bent forward just a bit
    > I went to hold her, sensual like
    > and stood on her left tit!
    > Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    > My god what had I done!?
    > She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    > "Step on the other one"!!
    > Well readers, I can't tell no more;
    > About what occurred that day.
    > Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    > Turned fifty shades of grey
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    LOL Kurt!!!! That is priceless!!

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