A man and a 300 pound Gorilla walk into a bar. They sit down and the man slaps a hundred dollar bill on the bar and shouts to the bartender, "two draft beers for me and my Gorilla-friend". The bartender walks over to them and becomes transfixed. He stands still and just stares, his eyes popping out of his head..The man gets a little peeved and asks the bartender once again for two draft beers. The bartender continues to stare and doesn't move. The man is by now getting thirsty and thoroughly pissed. He asks the bartender, "what's the matter," "haven't you ever seen a 300 pound Gorilla before?" The bartender replies, "hell yes I have' , but who the hell ever heard of paying for two draft beers with a hundred dollar bill?