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    Yeah, I've been known to just make wisecracks on occasion.

    Assuming that penis pumps are designed to make one's penis larger, I can't think of a worse purchase for me. I'd need a new wife.
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    Apparently the president's functional status isn't good. There's a place on the income tax return form where you can donate $3 for the next presidential erection.
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    then how do you explain the book titled "Penis Pumps and Me, This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby" written by The_Ultimate_Gator
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    Jokes aside, it's somewhat reassuring that Medicare is only paying 2X retail for these devices. Maybe the gummint is becoming more careful with our dollars.
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    yuk yuk. no. that's not my point, but points to you for humor.
    i worked in home medical several years ago, before he was ever on the national radar....and yes....the store i worked at had some of those things, and yes, medicare did pay for them.
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    Well, if Obama had spent a little time and effort reducing the fraud and incompetence in federal medical programs instead of adding new programs, we wouldn't be reading about this now, would we?

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