Gator Country

northgagator · 02-24-2013, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mamag8ter

I thought sex on the beach was a drink.

Lol. Well said and well timed!

**jeffphillips21** · 02-24-2013, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Minister_of_Information

Evidently Waynegro "had to get it on."

nice Heat referance

dudehead · 02-24-2013, 10:13 PM

Looks like meth has marked another soul to me.

Go2gtr · 02-25-2013, 09:46 AM

How romantic.

GolphinGator · 02-25-2013, 12:02 PM

The comments after the article are classic.

Jaggator · 02-25-2013, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GolphinGator

The comments after the article are classic.

LOL! I went back to read them...good stuff!

"So let's review.
Rip roaring argument. A stomp off , a "I'll show you" car conflagration and then
"I think he's porkin' her Ralph."
"No, no they are just wrestling."
"I don 't think so Ralph!"

Sounds like a reality show in the making-
"Housewives of Jax Beach!"

gnvgator · 02-25-2013, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mamag8ter

I thought sex on the beach was a drink.

Jaggator · 02-25-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gnvgator

Nice! I wonder if they got one to go on their way to jail?

**ovillegator** · 02-25-2013, 05:31 PM

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

**toon66** · 02-25-2013, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ovillegator

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

Yeah, beach dirty bingo.

gatorknights · 02-26-2013, 09:54 AM

Gives a new meaning to the term "bumping uglies"

ValdostaGatorFan · 02-26-2013, 10:53 AM

Set fire to that Sex on the Beach, then bam, you have a Jacksonville Car Bomb. Could be all the rage at the beach bars.

tegator80 · 02-26-2013, 10:57 AM

Remember, you don't have to have looks to have sex, just parts.
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And paper bags.
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And alcohol. LOTS of alcohol.

Jaggator · 02-26-2013, 11:06 AM

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?

Jstewie15 · 02-26-2013, 11:15 AM

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?

I'm a male and absolutely not.

StrangeGator · 02-26-2013, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jstewie15

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?

I'm a male and absolutely not.

We're usually not at our best when getting mug shots. She might not be too bad at all if she had not just been scraped off the beach and thrown in the back of a squad car.

Would I hit it? I'd hit about anyone that would have me right now.

**OaktownGator** · 02-26-2013, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaggator

Let's get serious here.

Based only on the photos I posted, if you're a male poster would you have had sex with her?

Based only on the photos, if you're a female poster would you have had sex with him?

No way.

I can remember one time back in my single days, when I was drunk as a skunk near closing time and this "beautiful blonde" was eyeing me from across the bar, so I walked over... the closer I got the more she looked like that mug shot you posted.

Even drunk and horny, I turned and walked away.

**mamag8ter** · 02-26-2013, 08:06 PM

Especially paper bags in this case, lol!!

northgagator · 02-26-2013, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ovillegator

Kinda redefines Beach Blanket Bingo, doesn't it.

Or they were recreating that famous movie scene "From Hell To Eternity"

https://www.google.com/search?q=from...20&bih=356#i=0

RayGator · 02-28-2013, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by northgagator

Or they were recreating that famous movie scene "From Hell To Eternity"

https://www.google.com/search?q=from...20&bih=356#i=0

"From Here to Eternity" is one of my all time favorite movies! I remember when it came out, about 1953 or so. The exciting ads for it on our black and white TV. My favorite movies are those with an historical context. Probably about a dozen or so of them on my favorite list.