Pearls of wisdom from men
Pearls of Wisdom from Men
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months!
My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.
I heard a guy complaining how much his wedding cost. Boy, will he be pissed when he finds out how much the divorce is gonna cost.
NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. It discovered no signs of ESPN, beer, porn. Clearly, men are not from Mars.
I once won an argument with a woman….. in my dreams.
It’s funny when my girlfriend gives me the “silent treatment”. She thinks it is a punishment.
If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping and gossip and I already know I am annoying.
When someone states you look familiar to them and asks, Where have I seen you before?”, respond with, “Do you watch porn?”
Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry and horny.
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