Is it Romantic to Offer a Girl $200 ....

[gatorhaze]

All's fair in love and war.... but what about the family? Why ask us? And this thread is useless without pics!!!!

But to answer the question, cash is fine for nieces, nephews, sons, and daughters. If you want to really wow her, do something from the heart...

[ACCecil]

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

[bakaduin]

Dude....shouldn't you be planning how to make your significant other happy and smile for Vday!?

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Originally Posted by ACCecil

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

I never been to any strip clubs in Orlando, but I heard they suck. No offense. I knew a few strippers who would drive from Orlando over to Tampa to work because they made better money.

And them Clearwater strippers? Don't get me started, broseph!

[ACCecil]

@63

Yes, I should be making sure the wife is happy for Val Day.

@64

Yes, Orlando strip clubs are Disneyized and yes they suck compared to basically anywhere else. I don't actually go in strip clubs much. I used too when I was younger and I've posted fondly about how wild things are in Juarez b/c I used to live in El Paso but, generally, I don't waste much money in strip clubs.

Sure, eevry now and then, they can be a real good time.

[Wuerffel5220]

Originally Posted by Sylez_G_Koolaid

And them Clearwater strippers? Don't get me started, broseph!

Get started!

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Originally Posted by Wuerffel5220

Get started!

I'll tell you this, and it might put the $200 in perspective: I was talking to this one stripper I know in Clearwater before the Super Bowl. She told me she got hooked up in this service that provides arm candy at big events to clients. They were flying her to New Orleans for Super Bowl weekend and putting her up in a hotel for the weekend.

Each night she went out with one of their clients as arm candy for the night to the parties and events around the Super Bowl, she got paid $800 per night. Straight cash, homey!

[ACCecil]

It is also worth mentioning that quite a few college age girls are choosing to find sugar daddies to finance the costs of living.

It is the world we live in.

It is almost funny to me that in the 50's women were seen as somehow weak and inadequate to join the work force and relegated to sitting at home hoping a guy might call them. It really doesn't work like that anymore. Women know what they want and they know how to get it. They are driving this bus make no mistake about it.

They use their "assets" in professional settings and on the way to the top and in less business like settings but it is still all based on supply and demand so it is business.

They decide who. They decide when.

[Al E Gator]

Originally Posted by ACCecil

Is it Romantic to Offer a Girl $200 .... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

So is that the going rate nowadays?...that doesn't sound right. I remember the going rate in Vegas at one time was like $300 and that was years ago! You might need to bump it up to at least $1000!

[BillGator97]

Originally Posted by ACCecil

The "Eva" thread from a long time ago (not sure that was her name) happened one night when I went to a strip club in Orlando near where I live called Dancer's Royale (or something like that). It is near the Fashion Square Mall on Colonial at the intersection of Colonial and Old Cheney highway.

I wasn't in "love" with her I just thought she was way hotter than you'd expect to see in a strip club and I also thought she was not a normal dancer much like the guy sho said he married a dancer and now she is a nurse. This girl was that kind of girl. She was some confused young thing who was dancing and probably not going to be doing it for long and I just happened to be there on a night when she wandered, like a young awkward deer, out onto the stage.

I then got hungry and drove home to find something to eat but since my wife was out of town there wasn't a whole hell of a lot to eat so I had popcorn and posted about the whole thing in the Pub. I then said something to the effect of I prefer to walk rather than support Islamic terrorists and waste gas (this had to be near the time of one of the Gulf wars) so people started posting pics of guys riding bikes with big front wheels and that sort of thing.

It is true I had popcorn for dinner that night.

And I am still convinced that pretty young thing could have been had if I was slick enough to pull it off and perhaps I do "fall in love" way to easily for my own good.

In the original thread, the best part was you saying "I still remember her hash browns" and everyone trying to figure out what her hash browns were.

[Spurffelbow833]

If your girlfriend is a hooker, she might like an offer of cash, depending on what her going rates are.

[GatorAvatar]

Here is what I have learned about women, they hate gift cards, money, chocolate, flowers, cards etc. They want you to put some thought into a gift. Be creative, think outside the box. Go out there and surprise her, I promise you you'll get laid in a way you'll never forget.

[ACCecil]

Thanks all for the advice and counsel. I'm not what I'm going to do if anything. I could feed Fido some Pepto Bismo so he gets sick and I have to take him in.

I jest.

I love the flea infested thing.

By the way, how can any guy not know what hash browns are in reference to a female's anatomy? Could I have been any more clear?

I just love good hash browns.

I recall embellishing one part of that thread, I claimed I had just gotten back home and it was like 4 a.m. or whatever, and later someone pointed out that post had been timed stamped at closer to 9 p.m. So I had to admit that a wild night of partying ended around 8:30 p.m. or so.

I replied that it felt like 4 a.m.

I was a little out of practice at being a party animal.

I also tried to make the point, to the female pubbers, that no matter how secure and refined they thought their man was, if he like most guys, within 48 hours of her being gone he will be basically a caveman again. Nothng to eat. Dishes everywhere. No clue how to start or turn off the clothes washing machine.

I also recall that by the time she got back I had the entire place, including all evidence that could have come back to haunt me, cleaned up and put back in its proper place so when she asked how it went I was like, "fine, fine, why wouldn't everything be fine?" that kind of conversation.

Remeber that 3 Stooges episode where the college professor/scientist guy proposed that if you take away a man's accutraments and lifestyle he'd revert back to primitive days so they tried it out of Curly, I think it was? That was alos the theme to an Eddie Murphy movie (Trading Places). It is funny stuff to see a otherwise decent, possibly "normal" guy devolve back into Caveman status within hours.

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Scores in Tampa serves food. Don't think they have hashed browns on the menu, tho.

[toon66]

Originally Posted by Sylez_G_Koolaid

Scores in Tampa serves food. Don't think they have hashed browns on the menu, tho.

They serve lunch?

[Sylez_G_Koolaid]

Never been to Scores so I don't know, bruh.

[UFNut]

Originally Posted by ACCecil

Thanks all for the advice and counsel. I'm not what I'm going to do if anything. I could feed Fido some Pepto Bismo so he gets sick and I have to take him in.

I jest.

I love the flea infested thing.

By the way, how can any guy not know what hash browns are in reference to a female's anatomy? Could I have been any more clear?

I just love good hash browns.

I recall embellishing one part of that thread, I claimed I had just gotten back home and it was like 4 a.m. or whatever, and later someone pointed out that post had been timed stamped at closer to 9 p.m. So I had to admit that a wild night of partying ended around 8:30 p.m. or so.

I replied that it felt like 4 a.m.

I was a little out of practice at being a party animal.

I also tried to make the point, to the female pubbers, that no matter how secure and refined they thought their man was, if he like most guys, within 48 hours of her being gone he will be basically a caveman again. Nothng to eat. Dishes everywhere. No clue how to start or turn off the clothes washing machine.

I also recall that by the time she got back I had the entire place, including all evidence that could have come back to haunt me, cleaned up and put back in its proper place so when she asked how it went I was like, "fine, fine, why wouldn't everything be fine?" that kind of conversation.

Remeber that 3 Stooges episode where the college professor/scientist guy proposed that if you take away a man's accutraments and lifestyle he'd revert back to primitive days so they tried it out of Curly, I think it was? That was alos the theme to an Eddie Murphy movie (Trading Places). It is funny stuff to see a otherwise decent, possibly "normal" guy devolve back into Caveman status within hours.

I am still not entirely sure which part of the female body you are referring to as a hash brown...all I know is I don't want anything to do with a girl whose fun parts at all resemble hash browns...

[Jaggator]

Originally Posted by UFNut

I am still not entirely sure which part of the female body you are referring to as a hash brown...all I know is I don't want anything to do with a girl whose fun parts at all resemble hash browns...

I hate to give you guys a human female sexuality course but I'm thinking hash browns are the areola which is the dark-colored circle that surrounds the nipple...the most sensitive part of the bullseye sometimes with obvious looking raised bumps around the nipple resembling hash browns in Cecil's language.

Right or wrong Cecil?

[rounds]

Originally Posted by Sylez_G_Koolaid

Bro, just go to a strip club and buy yourself a couple of lappers.

Syl, you sly. Nomsayin'?

[g8orbill]

Cecil,

I suggest you buy the book His Needs Her Needs

from the book review-

Marriage works only when each spouse takes the time to consider the other's needs and strives to meet them. In His Needs, Her Needs, Willard Harley identifies the ten most vital needs of men and women and shows husbands and wives how to satisfy those needs in their spouses. He provides guidance for becoming irresistible to your spouse and for loving more creatively and sensitively, thereby eliminating the problems that often lead to extramarital affairs.

http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B0038...FQuqnQodmF8AlA