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ACCecil · 02-10-2013, 09:05 PM

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

**JimBobTheClown** · 02-10-2013, 09:06 PM

Probably not. Not a female tho

**gator1986** · 02-10-2013, 09:08 PM

Lol! Even if it is serious it's still funny! And most girls would say no!

cstgator · 02-10-2013, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCecil

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

What the hell? No way. And as a man you shouldn't take relationship advice from women, always a bad idea.

If you want to be romantic, use that $200 to cook a bomb-ass meal and transform your place into a sexy candlelit penthouse. This will get you mindblowing sex. Giving her $200 will give you a "aw thanks you are so sweet."

**GatorNation850** · 02-10-2013, 09:12 PM

Why not take the 200 and buy her something romantic or use it to take to to dinner lol to lazy to do that? Lol j/k

Jaggator · 02-10-2013, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCecil

.... for Valentine's Day?

Wondering.

I'd especially like to hear from female Pubbers.

Thanks in advance.

Serious post.

Do you mean offer $200 so you can boink her on Valentine's Day or just give her $200 as a Valentine gift to let her spend it anyway she wants?

**Minister_of_Information** · 02-10-2013, 09:17 PM

No, it is not romantic.

TheGator · 02-10-2013, 09:26 PM

To do what exactly? As a gift? Take her to a great restaurant and cover the bed in rose pedals.

To have sex? Well No. Of course, you may get two for $200.

**gators4life** · 02-10-2013, 09:34 PM

Only if she graduated from the ACC.

gatordavisl · 02-10-2013, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gators4life

Only if she graduated from the ACC.

Ding, ding, ding! And cst had some solid advice.

**mamag8ter** · 02-10-2013, 10:10 PM

Shake $200.00 bucks at me and see what happens. My Husband will tell you I will take it in a heartbeat and go shopping. I will also show him the time of his life. I am a very practical woman who knows Hubby is not good at picking things out.

Sylez_G_Koolaid · 02-10-2013, 10:17 PM

This girl a stripper, bro? Then the answer is affirmative.

**gator1986** · 02-10-2013, 10:27 PM

Make her work for that 200$

**ovillegator** · 02-10-2013, 10:31 PM

I'm guessing she must be a single mom or something and needs the cash for you to be considering this as a gift. If so, a gift card for Target would be meaningful. If not, then NO!

Sylez_G_Koolaid · 02-10-2013, 10:40 PM

Stripper, single mom. Now we're talking semantics.

ACCecil · 02-10-2013, 11:27 PM

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

ACCecil · 02-10-2013, 11:31 PM

I forgot to say .... my dog peed all over the place and I think she had to clean it up. It is fate I am telling you.

**nastyreptile** · 02-10-2013, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGator

To have sex? Well No. Of course, you may get two for $200.

Damn, start with $20 and let her negotiate you up a little, when she says yes you'll know her price....unless she's a cop....

rounds · 02-11-2013, 08:01 AM

She obviously wants to make your life complete...

**FrankGator627** · 02-11-2013, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACCecil

Thanks for the replies so far.

Perhaps a little background is needed.

And it might be best if I am a bit vague.

Basically, I am in a rela. It is a generally happy rela. I am not looking. I do not consider myself to be a player at all. I am not exactly young anymore either. I know what my life is and it is fine with me.

I do a pretty good job of providing for my family and so forth.

I am not bored or going through a mid-life crisis. There is no crisis. I am happy and secure but I guess I am also a bit off center too when you get right down to it.

So, I had to take my dog, she really isn't mine you understand, it is a dog we got from the pet rescue for my youngest son. Anyway, I, of course, get stuck taking the damned mutt to the vet. I am there, minding my own damned business, alone in the lobby waiting room area with the dog. This happened a few weeks ago. A really pretty petite hispanic young lady comes out and starts putting dog food away in this counter out there in the lobby area near me. She sees me. I see her.

I didn't really look at her at first.

I was dressed like a moron like I am usually dressed when it isn't a work day. I was wearing sweats and a long sleeved black waffle top shirt that is long johns I got at Target but it was a cold day so I wear it as outer wear.

It never crossed my mind that she might be even looking at me in any way.

But she was. I think. She kept coming out there. And then as I was paying at the end she struck up a conversation with me and it was unmistakable.

So, as I was standing there and it was taking one of the other workers an eternity to figure out all the charges I looked up on the board they had up and saw her name. I then looked for her on Facebook and found her.

I found out a little more about her on FB.

I am kidding about offering her money.

I can't really pursue anything with her. But I definately can't forget her either. And with Val Day coming I was thinking there must be some way I can do something to let her know I am sorry we didn't meet a long time ago.

Something cool, hopefully not creepy, but something kind of movie-ish.

I guess I am just being weird. Sorry.

No bueno