Lars died in a fire and his body was burned very badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two buddies, Ole and Sven.
The three men were inseparable as they had morning coffee together, hunted and fished together
and shared a hunting camp.
Ole arrived first, and when the coroner pulled back the sheet, Ole said, 'Vell, his face is burnt up
pritty bad. You better roll him over.'
The coroner rolled him over and Ole said, 'Nope, ain't Lars.
The coroner thought this was rather strange. So he brought Sven in to confirm the identity of the body.
Sven looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over...
'The coroner rolled him over and Sven said, 'No, dat sure ain't Lars'
The coroner asked, 'How can you tell?' Sven said, 'Vell, Lars had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the coroner.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody in town would say: “Der goes dat Lars wit' dem two assholes.'
And that's a First Down!