01-16-2013, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Dade City Florida
Posts: 38,537
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How is everyone's fake GF/BF's this evening?
Mine's alive.
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01-16-2013, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Westminster, CO
Posts: 852
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Princess, pics, please ;-)
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01-17-2013, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 108
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01-17-2013, 09:59 AM
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Premium Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maine
Posts: 6,369
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My fake girlfriend's car has leukemia.
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There was nothin to set a man's mind at ease like wakin up in the morning and not havin to decide who you were.
C. McCarthy
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01-17-2013, 10:23 AM
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All SEC
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: LA=lower Alabama
Posts: 1,322
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My fake girlfriend has real orgasms.
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Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
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01-17-2013, 12:13 PM
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Premium Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 12,495
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top 10 reasons to have a fantasy GF--
10. She is always ready and wanting sex
9. She is never having her period
8. She's faithful
7. She doesn't complain when you fart, pick nose, etc
6. she likes every type of sex act you like
5. she's everything you ever dreamed of
4. she can get you off in the middle of a crowd and nobody knows it
3. no in-laws---except maybe Casper
2. she's there when you want her. And not there when you don't want her
1. no std's
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01-17-2013, 01:05 PM
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VIP Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 22,974
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My fake girlfriend doesn't cost me a thing.
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01-17-2013, 01:40 PM
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Gator Country Gold
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 19,602
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My fake girlfriend can't talk right now.
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01-17-2013, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 108
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Princess: That drummer for Hanson is the finest.
The things I could teach that young boy, sigh!!
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01-17-2013, 03:13 PM
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Heisman Winner
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: St.Petersburg
Posts: 5,706
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damn wish I could remember the name of jan brady's fake boyfriend
Sent from my mind using esp
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01-17-2013, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Dade City Florida
Posts: 38,537
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My Super fake Boyfriend. LOL
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01-17-2013, 03:14 PM
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Premium Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maine
Posts: 6,369
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by anstro76
damn wish I could remember the name of jan brady's fake boyfriend
Sent from my mind using esp
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George Glass
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There was nothin to set a man's mind at ease like wakin up in the morning and not havin to decide who you were.
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01-17-2013, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Dade City Florida
Posts: 38,537
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Dang, I can't believe you remember that.
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01-17-2013, 03:17 PM
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Heisman Winner
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: St.Petersburg
Posts: 5,706
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Quote:
Originally Posted by exiledgator
George Glass
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thank you it was driving me crazy!
Sent from my mind using esp
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01-17-2013, 04:10 PM
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VIP Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Rome Ga
Posts: 24,040
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Mine's wearing a collar and leash and a leather harness right now.
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I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
and for that one moment I could be you.
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes.
You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
-Bob Dylan
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01-17-2013, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Dade City Florida
Posts: 38,537
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kinky Rome LOL
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01-17-2013, 04:31 PM
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VIP Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Rome Ga
Posts: 24,040
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Well, if she is going to be imaginary she might as well be fun.
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I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
and for that one moment I could be you.
Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes.
You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
-Bob Dylan
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01-17-2013, 04:59 PM
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Gator Country Gold
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 18,781
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My fake girlfriend is really small....she is no bigger than the palm of my hand.
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01-17-2013, 05:05 PM
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Redshirt Freshman
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 233
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gator515151
My fake girlfriend is really small....she is no bigger than the palm of my hand.
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That's.... really weird.
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01-17-2013, 05:07 PM
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Gator Country's Ring of Honor
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 62,042
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Princess, I'm glad yours is alive. I see nothing wrong with having a fake girlfriend. After all, doesn't one have an imaginary friend (living or dead) that gets used occasionally by both the left & right hand for sexual gratification?
 
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