10-22-2012, 09:40 AM
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Door to door religious folks.
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10-22-2012, 08:44 PM
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#42
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ALL drivers other than myself. 
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10-29-2012, 03:15 AM
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Drivers that don't know what a Yield sign is suppose to represent.
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10-29-2012, 10:39 AM
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Location: Fort Myers
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making a business telephone call and having to go through 4 or 5 recorded messages telling you blah, blah,(BS info) before you get to a live voice.
Making a telephone call to a health provider and being greeted with a recorded message: "if you have a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911 (dah, really, gee, I didn't know this) or, " this call may be recorded for training purposes"(you really mean this? or are you saying this because if I go off on you, you got me on tape?)
Calling Comcast for computer repair service and being routed around to a bunch of supposed technos who don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. Each person asks me for my Account #,Name,and then the magic question: "Sir have you pulled the power cords on the modem and router,waited 2 minutes to plug the cords back in? and I say,"Yes I have done this and the internet still won't come on!!" Then they say,"Sir let me connect you with my supervisor" (the super. is in Outer Mongolia)l 
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10-29-2012, 12:17 PM
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neighbors who won't get the hint and just stay away.
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10-29-2012, 12:33 PM
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Or... press 1 for english, 2 for spanish...
Mfer this is AMERICA.
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"Celebrity is when your lifestyle sorta supersedes what your talent is" Questlove from The Roots
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10-29-2012, 01:13 PM
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When I go pick up lunch and every person I pass when I get back to the office sarcastically says "thanks for getting me something".
It wasn't funny the first freakin' time
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10-29-2012, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Juggernautz
Waitresses that do not interact appropiately w\ their customers...
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Waitresses who ask me if I need my coffee heated up when they really mean refill. Like it is cute or something.
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10-29-2012, 02:49 PM
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Going to a breast-raunt and getting poor service.
You think I goto TK or WH for the food!?
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10-29-2012, 10:54 PM
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Location: St.Petersburg
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pre recorded "suggestion"messages @ the drive thru
Sent from my mind using ESP
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11-08-2012, 01:05 AM
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Long lines at the voting booths.
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11-08-2012, 05:51 PM
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Location: Arlington, TX
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People who do not silence their cell phones during a scheduled business meeting. If it's important enough to schedule, then pay attention; you're not that important.
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11-09-2012, 12:49 AM
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People who talk loudly on their cell phones in public places, where the whole damn world can hear their personal business. Geezee 
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Last edited by alphaOmegator; 11-10-2012 at 08:04 AM.
Reason: correct spelling
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11-09-2012, 11:18 AM
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Drivers that dont know what a visor is and slam on their brakes the second they drive into the sunshine.
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11-09-2012, 11:26 AM
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Location: Maine
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Grocery store isle loitering!
Be aware of your surroundings and your fellow shoppers. You are not the only person in the store, you stupid, fat, self-absorbed moron.
Thanks. I feel better.
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11-09-2012, 03:02 PM
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When you are on a two lane road, one lane going in each direction, and you run into two cars that have stopped side by side to talk. You see them see you in their rear view but they continue to talk for a couple of minutes. ARRGHGHHH???!??!?!?
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11-09-2012, 03:13 PM
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Location: Gainesville
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People who turn on their hazard lights when it rains. If you're worried about driving get off the road!!!!
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11-09-2012, 05:32 PM
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VIP Member
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Location: Yulee FL
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Women and/or men whom decide to put make-up on while driving.
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11-10-2012, 12:30 PM
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Mods who delete threads that consist of fair criticism. 
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11-10-2012, 10:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by exiledgator
Grocery store isle loitering!
Be aware of your surroundings and your fellow shoppers. You are not the only person in the store, you stupid, fat, self-absorbed moron.
Thanks. I feel better.
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sorry, i've been guilty of buggy abandonment. never noticed till my gf at the time called me out 
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