The GatorTail Pub Gazette

[RayGator]

"Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children."

"All of our guests bring us pleasure. Some by coming and some by leaving."

Note: My Dad always had a sense of humor! He had two plaques right by his front door and each one had of these gems on them! No one could not help but see them when they would go out the front door.

[RayGator]

USA TODAY Snapshots

Top Beach - Etiquette Pet Peeves

27% Blasting Loud Music!

12% Littering

12% Public Intoxication

10% Smoking

9% Beach Chair Hogging

8% Shaking Sand Off Towels Onto Others

[LeafUF]

I do 100% of those things and the 32% of annoying things not listed.

[RayGator]

Originally Posted by LeafUF

I do 100% of those things and the 32% of annoying things not listed.

Care to tell us what those 32% are?

[RayGator]

USA TODAY Snapshots

What Teenagers Will Do With...

$500 Windfall
Top Two responses

67% Spend on things I want.

56% Spend on going out with friends.

$5,000 Windfall
Top Two responses

84% Save for college.

76% Save in my bank account.

[RayGator]

USA TODAY Snapshots

Conserving Energy

Items Homeowners Would Choose To Unplug For 2 Weeks To Avoid A Power Outage

29% Television

23% Computer

18% Air Conditioner

15% Washer/Dryer

8% Indoor Lights

[RayGator]

The Last Man Standing

The Only Sailor Who Didn't See The Bridge Coming

[RayGator]

USA TODAY Trip Advisor Reader Survey

Which Region Of The USA Has The Best Seafood?

42% New England

20% Gulf Coast

19% Mid-Atlantic/Carolinas

15% Pacific Northwest

4% California

[scubadude007]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God?" as he smiled smugly.

"Ok," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God when you don't know crap?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

[slinkygator]

Funny Facts

1. A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.

2. Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.

3. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

4. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
5. Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

6. According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.

7. To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

8. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.

9. Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.

10. The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.

11. The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.


I dunno about the first one. I was married to an IT geeks for 10 years

[scubadude007]

Well Slink looks like you picked one out the other 18%.

[slinkygator]

Ohio State Buckeyes Fan Roy Miracle Cheers Team From His Coffin




Roy Miracle died the way he lived, rooting for his beloved Ohio State Buckeyes.

At Miracle's funeral on July 1, his family posed with his body to form the "O-H-I-O" one last time, with the late 80-year-old patriarch occupying the I-slot from his coffin, the Columbus Dispatch reported.

[bdbass]

Why can't I just delete.

[bdbass]

Oh well, Princess you want to consider changing your name.
This won't be forgotten!
Slinky, I noticed the 82% "superior" rating was self-reported.

[RayGator]

Good stuff, Slinky!

[RayGator]

USA TODAY TripAdvisor Reader Survey

What Type Of Hotel Deal Is Most Likely To Lure You?

33% Loyalty Program Bonus.

26% Free Meals.

19% I only use discount booking sites.

17% Flash Sale.

5% Kids Stay Free.
I'll stay away from these.

[RayGator]

USA Today Snapshots

When are people playing online games at work?

53% During lunch and "official breaks".

47% Throughout the day.

[RayGator]

USA TODAY Snapshots

When do you expect your Parents to stop helping you financially?

88% By 25.

6% Over 25.

6% NEVER !

[medigator]

Slinky I hacked into your background and found out you have Austrailian roots , wanna go for a ride in my car ??

[RayGator]

Pain is temporary.

Quitting lasts forever.