Wrong half of photo

[kurt_borglum]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is,
and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. It makes your nose look too short."

Love,
Grandma

[scrappygator]

Good one Kurt

[g8orbill]

LMAO

[mamag8ter]

Now that is funny. I live in Pasco, nude capital of the US.

[phatGator]

A friend of my wife was driving near the beach with her husband and children. They saw a sign that said "Naturist Beach." They mistakenly thought it said "Naturalist" and went to check it out. As they drove down the lane to the beach a man came riding towards them on a bicycle, buck naked. They quickly looked for a place to turn around, but it was too late. The children saw him. Their son exclaimed for the back seat, "Look at that man. He's riding his bike without a helmet."