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Old 01-10-2013, 10:59 AM   #1
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A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order
a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a
Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have
to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big
smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This
infuriates the union boss.

The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the
Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He
continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that
Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but
him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:33 PM   #2
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Moral of story, you earn money by welcoming union money into your shop....
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:41 PM   #3
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I like it and no that is not the moral of the sotry rpm - the moral of the story is that the union members are in a bar drinking during work hours.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:44 PM   #4
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:15 PM   #5
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My dad was in the steelworkers union, he didn't drink. Finding the exeption, does not make it the rule.

And if you don't want union money, put up a sign and let them know so they can go elsewhere to spend their money.
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