Drunk in the bathroom

[Speedofsand]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my boys."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You're sitting on the mop bucket, moron!"

[sneakygator]

[G8rChuck85]

LOL

[Gator515151]

Reminds me of another story.

Many years ago back in my drinking days we were headding to a game in Gainesville. There were 4 of us headded up US441 in a buddies Oldsmobile 4-4-2 and we had been drinking beer all morning and had to pee. Just outside of Micanopy we came across a convienence store, the car had barely came to a stop when both doors flew open and the race was on to the bathroom.

I got there first and was peeing in the toilet. I looked to my left and John was peeing in the sink. Behind me Larry was pissing in the trash can and Jessie was no where in sight. We finished our business and found Jessie waiting in the car. When we asked him where he had been he said all the good spots were taken so he found a janitors closet and pissed in the mop bucket.

From that day forward when we went to Gainesville we made a stop at that convience store we named the "Mop Bucket".