01-17-2013, 01:36 PM
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Location: Westminster, CO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaggator
SportsPickle tweets...
"Has Darnell Dockett started hitting on Te'o's fake girlfriend via Twitter yet?"
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No, but I did see a comment about him wanting to take Te'o to a strip club! 
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01-17-2013, 01:37 PM
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#522
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Daniel MacEachern tweets...
"Manti Te'o might see his draft opportunity drop but he should probably be No. 1 in the fantasy draft."
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01-17-2013, 01:37 PM
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#523
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All SEC
Join Date: Aug 2011
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#TrueStory
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01-17-2013, 01:38 PM
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#524
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Heisman Finalist
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatorrick22
Can the girl whose picture was used by Manti Te'o sue Manti for $$$ ?
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Not if he can convince everyone he was an innocent victim. I heard he was going to have a press conference, but I didn't catch when it will be held.
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01-17-2013, 01:39 PM
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#525
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"Having covered the #BCS championship game, I have my doubts whether Manti Te'o exists, too."
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01-17-2013, 01:39 PM
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#526
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Best comments I have seen so far:
"This shit's news???...Shit I've been making up girl friends since 1982!" -Herschel Walker
"So, she was a metaphor for the Irish's title chances all along?"
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01-17-2013, 01:40 PM
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#527
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I have to say, this stuff is funny, but aren't all the twitter jokes and memes just beating a fake dead horse?
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01-17-2013, 01:46 PM
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#528
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All SEC
Join Date: May 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by COGatorman
I have to say, this stuff is funny, but aren't all the twitter jokes and memes just beating a fake dead horse?
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Yeah, I don't know but I am hearing now that the reason Manti stayed with this girl for so long was because the sex was unreal.
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01-17-2013, 01:50 PM
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#529
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rawpimple
Yeah, I don't know but I am hearing now that the reason Manti stayed with this girl for so long was because the sex was unreal.
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Rep to you!
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01-17-2013, 01:51 PM
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#530
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Gator Country's Ring of Honor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rawpimple
Yeah, I don't know but I am hearing now that the reason Manti stayed with this girl for so long was because the sex was unreal.
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No wonder he had such strong wrists...lots of practice.
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01-17-2013, 02:07 PM
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#531
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Heisman Winner
Join Date: Apr 2007
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The good news is that he didn't catch an STD from her, but the bad news is that his computer got a virus.
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01-17-2013, 02:13 PM
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#532
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Lakeland, Florida USA
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Originally Posted by gator85jd
Not if he can convince everyone he was an innocent victim. I heard he was going to have a press conference, but I didn't catch when it will be held.
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As I mentioned before, he needs to go on Oprah and get her on his side! Lance Armstrong screwed that up!
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01-17-2013, 02:15 PM
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#533
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by ArcherGator
The good news is that he didn't catch an STD from her, but the bad news is that his computer got a virus.
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Yeah, but that could be worse !!
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01-17-2013, 02:16 PM
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#534
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Heisman Candidate
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: South Florida
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the fake pass interference call is jealous that the fake girlfriend is a bigger deal...
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01-17-2013, 02:16 PM
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#535
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Freshman
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01-17-2013, 02:28 PM
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#536
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Gator Country Diamond
Join Date: Apr 2007
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was posted literally 1 page ago
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01-17-2013, 02:34 PM
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#537
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Good ones from comments on the story:
What do Eddy Lacy and Lanney Kekua have in common? Manti Te'o never hit either of them!
Manti Te'o is an anagram for "into meat."
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01-17-2013, 02:34 PM
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#538
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Gator Country Diamond
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And that one was on like page 3.
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01-17-2013, 02:35 PM
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#539
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Gator Country Diamond
Join Date: Apr 2007
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There have really only been 3 or 4 Manti Te'o jokes just regurgitated 500,000 times a piece.
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01-17-2013, 02:37 PM
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#540
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Junior
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southwestern Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeblueorangeblue
There have really only been 3 or 4 Manti Te'o jokes just regurgitated 500,000 times a piece.
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500,001:
So...a priest, a rabbi, and Manti Te'o walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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