As those folks over at tigerdroppings.com/secrant tend to get on to every subject under the sun regarding SEC football---they have one thread over there which I found amusing. Title of the thread..."Which SEC football team head coach could beat up all the other coaches?"
Their hypothetical breakdown of SEC Head Coaches ability to kick some arse is hilarious to read.
One amusing post.....
"Bielema has a size advantage for sure, but he's a happy person not an angry crazy bone in his body.
Saban would be toast.
Freeze might have tard strength in there somewhere.
Spurrier would be dangerous, Never and I say Never fight an old guy, they fight dirty and want to end it quickly.
Franklin would get chumped quickly
Stoops I don't know anything about him to form an opinion.
Malzahn would be too busy paying someone to put a hit out on the other coaches to actually get in the ring.
Richt is too christian... so he might kill someone.
Boom would blow himself up in his pre-fight hype dance.
Butch Jones is a wildcard, low center of gravity, fairly young, in decent shape, looks like he could take a punch.
Merlins, not a shot in hell, he's got a punching bag face.
Pinkel, doesn't seem to have a lot of fight in him but drunks can get crazy mean."
Makes for entertaining reading during this down time.