Senior Citizen entertainment night
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.............
Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Back and forth, back and forth.
Suddenly the watch chain snapped. It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into pieces.
"Shit!" said the hypnotist ...
It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude was never invited back.
And that's a First Down!