Forget dieting just get a feeding tube

[LeafUF]

http://gma.yahoo.com/k-e-diet-brides...ws-health.html

The K-E diet, which boasts promises of shedding 20 pounds in 10 days, is an increasingly popular alternative to ordinary calorie-counting programs. The program has dieters inserting a feeding tube into their nose that runs to the stomach. They're fed a constant slow drip of protein and fat, mixed with water, which contains zero carbohydrates and totals 800 calories a day. Body fat is burned off through a process called ketosis, which leaves muscle intact, Dr. Oliver Di Pietro of Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., said.

[Dreamliner]

We're already doing a form of this. It's called NutriSystem. Apparently, we can't lose weight unless somebody else feeds us like cattle.