02-22-2012, 03:39 PM
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Gator Country's Ring of Honor
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Fitness Lies
"I used to bench press 300 pounds."
Translation: You had 265 pounds on the bar (close enough for horseshoes), your butt was so far off the bench you could have driven a Bugatti Veyron under it and your spotter, the guy who was shouting, "It's all you, bro!" was lying too as he was probably bearing about one-third of the weight at that point.
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02-22-2012, 03:40 PM
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"I run six miles a day."
Translation: *last week* you ran 4-5 miles five days that week.
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02-22-2012, 03:41 PM
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These are mostly guys, by the way. Women don't tend to spin such yarns. I'll get the women on an eating lies thread.
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02-22-2012, 04:49 PM
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"I stopped doing deadlifts because of my back"
Translation: You have terrible form, and should probably be supervised at all times when near weights.
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02-22-2012, 05:02 PM
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That's a good one!
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02-22-2012, 05:07 PM
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Premium Member
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No, honey, that dress doesnt make you look fat.
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02-22-2012, 05:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Arlington, VA
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"I can squat 300 pounds!"
No, you can do about a 1/4 squat with that weight. Get down to parallel (medical conditions permitting) and we'll talk.
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04-16-2012, 09:35 AM
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Heisman Candidate
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBlueLW
No, honey, that dress doesnt make you look fat.
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That is not necessarily a lie. Its not the dress but I'm not saying that.
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04-17-2012, 02:38 PM
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Premium Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Bradenton, Fl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleBlueLW
No, honey, that dress doesnt make you look fat.
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That's called discretion. 
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1Pe 3:16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
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