Need Help Please

[Apeman]

I am planning a friend's (fellow Gator) party. I have an idea for a shirt for the party and have been trying to create in on Photoshop. Since I have never used Photoshop, I am having a lot of trouble. It would probably take an experienced user two minutes, but I am really at a loss. If anybody would be willing to help create the modified photo I need, please send me a pm. I'd really appreciate it. Go Gators!