Funeral Dog
An woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when
she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
Italian woman walking a dog on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back,
were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may
be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
''What happened to him?" "He yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of sisterhood and silence
passed between the two women..
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The woman replied, "Get in line."
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