Top ten reasons men prefer guns to women

[kurt_borglum]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

[G8rChuck85]

[StrangeGator]

I guess that's all funny until you remember that you can't actually have sex with a gun. I've shot handguns a few times in my life and it was kind of a sick thrill, but not the same kind of thrill, sick or otherwise, as a good roll in the hay.

The phallic thing with handguns needs to be studied a lot more.

[GatorAvatar]

Originally Posted by StrangeGator

I guess that's all funny until you remember that you can't actually have sex with a gun. I've shot handguns a few times in my life and it was kind of a sick thrill, but not the same kind of thrill, sick or otherwise, as a good roll in the hay.

The phallic thing with handguns needs to be studied a lot more.

LOL

[Gatorrick22]

That was good. Especially numbers: 10, 7, 2 and 1.